Sexy Semitic?
..in the Casual Encounters (which I tend to browse when bored) section of Craigslist:
Here are some of the thoughts that ran through my head upon reading this post :
40 year old fun, professional (successful), handsome, secure, intelligent, clean, single guy here, in _______ (east side).... looking for a Jewish girl for a friend with benefits type thing, for a while before I wife hunt. I will be a great provider and spoil you.
Here are some of the thoughts that ran through my head upon reading this post :
- is the guy Jewish?
- is he hunting for a Jewish wife?
- if he is Jewish, isn't is supposed to be the other way around- fool around with shiksas before you settle down?
- if he's not Jewish, maybe he has a fetish for us sexy Semitic gals
- I wonder what makes him think that a nice Jewish girl would make a good 'toy'?
- if you're all those things you claim to be, why resort to the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist?
- what does he mean by "great provider"- will he go out in the bush and kill me a gazelle? (which I would then use to make both dinner and new clothing)
Thoughts?
1 Comments:
I think its another case of the proverbial green grass. Either is not Jewish, or has already fooled around with non-J.
Or is already married!
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